Thursday, November 1, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

la petite mort.

a few things that make me feel like Elizabeth Taylor in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". we all have them. what are yours? special thanks to s.t. for being my inspiration for this post. grrrr.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us "La Liz"...my muse.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us reminds me of a seedy opium den in dubai. have i ever been? ummm, no.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usahh. miss kim. shit, i don't even gotta explain.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us piper heidsieck champagne donning a corset. good luck tryin to undress THIS before you do.
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my favourite flavour is DULCE DE LECHE. tastes lovely on the mouth.
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sex in a bottle.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us they only LOOK innocent. on second thought, they kinda look like boobs.
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"In Public" featuring Nas. Party's on. Panties OFF...or to the side, at least.
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was it as good for you as it was for me???? zzzzzzz

Monday, October 15, 2007

"the prettiest people do the ugliest things..."

funny, true story in one sad little nutshell: i simply became OBSESSED with this video. every aspect, every angle...HAD to be studied. on more than one occasion, i found myself late to work because of watching it. damn you, kanye. now, not ONLY did the video become my obsession, but so did the accessory that that was slung quite elegantly over Stacy Dash's flawlessly tanned shoulder: the Louis Vuitton Ambre Cruise Tote. and living in phoenix, i knew attempting to find one would be nearly catastrophic. my poor husband at the time religiously sat in front of the computer in hopes of a REAL one on ebay. NO SUCH LUCK. so i decided to march my little tuchas right up into Louis one day, bound and hell bent determined to purchase my holy grail. and there she was...i believe the line goes: "Then i spent $400 bucks on this, just to be like n---- you ain't UP on this!"...only we spent $2500 (which happened to be our mortgage). Ahhh. the moral of the story? just listen to the song. two weeks later, i left the bag in my car for an hour...in 115 degree heat...and the damn thing melted. tsk tsk. jokes on me, i guess.